What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I'm 24.

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

Me : Sure.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What are James Potter's flaws?

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)